“God, if you really are God, you’ll get me tickets to that game!” – Homer Simpson
“Hidily-ho, neighbor! Want to go to the game with me? I got two tickets!” – Ned Flanders
“Why do you mock me, oh, Lord?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.” – Marge Simpson
“I know I shouldn’t eat Thee, but . . . Mmmm, sacrilicious.” – Homer Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“Sacrlicious” is one of my all-time favorite words the show has given us. Who else but Homer could have come up with such a thing? It might not be as useful or common as “d’oh” or “meh”, but it’s certainly more fun to use.
This is my favourite joke of this episode. It kinda makes sense and it’s kinda bizarre and comes from nowhere but I love Homer’s reaction at the end and it’s hilariously funny.
How did a waffle end up in the living room?
Did you literally not read the quote?