“This isn’t very erotic. I think an actual a utility room.” – Marge Simpson
“No, honey, it’s a romantic fantasy. I imagine I’m the janitor, and you’re . . . the janitor’s wife, who has to live with me in the utility room.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t mind me, folks. Just need to get the old wet-dry vac.” – Aphrodite Inn Guy
90s Hotel Impossible was wild