“You know, people think there are only five members of Spinal Tap. But they’re wrong.” – Derek Smalls
“Could we turn up the house lights, please? That was the cue to turn up the house lights so we can tell the audience they’re the sixth member of the friggin’ group!” – David St. Hubbins
“We are trying to put a tiny thrill into their gray, little lives. Oh, forget it.” – Nigel Tufnel