Quote of the Day

“No one was showing up for jury duty, so we synergized it with his comic book collection.” – Lindsey Naegle
“You have been chosen to join the Justice Squadron, eight a.m. Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance . . . Oh, I am so there!” – Moe

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. I guess it’s the thrill of being needed for a change.

      They scammed him good.

Comments are closed.

Discover more from Dead Homer Society

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading