“The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are.” – Movementarian “Really? I’m surprised about Maggie.” – Homer Simpson
Day: June 2, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now I’d like to introduce a new feature, never before seen on TV: Dumb Pet Tricks! Ugh, oh, boy. Here’s a dog that’s been trained to catch this red rubber ball. . . . Somebody shoot it! Somebody shoot it!” – Krusty the Klown