“Marge . . . I was just watching women’s volleyball on ESPN . . . ” – Homer Simpson
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Quote of the Day
“Do you think we’ll ever see her again?” – Lisa Simpson “I’m sure we will, honey. I’m sure we will.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins “Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now I’d like to introduce a new feature, never before seen on TV: Dumb Pet Tricks! Ugh, oh, boy. Here’s a dog that’s been trained to catch this red rubber ball. . . . Somebody shoot it! Somebody shoot it!” – Krusty the Klown
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“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host “Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts “I shot him.” – Charles Bronson “Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts “Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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“We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?” – Lisa Simpson “You have my undivided attention.” – Homer Simpson
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♫”If you cut every corner, it is really not so bad/ Everybody does it, even mom and dad! If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!”♫ – Shary Bobbins ♫”It’s the American way!”♫ – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious! Original airdate 7 February 1997.
Quote of the Day
“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve been singing you songs all day! I’m not a bloody jukebox!” – Shary Bobbins
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“Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding.” – Homer Simpson “The secret ingredient is blood.” – Bart Simpson “Blood? Eww. I’ll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homey, I’m losing my hair.” – Marge Simpson “Now, sweetie, don’t worry about a thing. I’ll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell. Just like my hair.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, where’s the remote?” – Lisa Simpson “Hello? Hello? Stupid cordless phone! I’ll try the old fashioned model. Ah, that’s better! How ya doin’, Gertie?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Now, as your nanny, I’ll do everything from telling stories to changing diapers.” – Shary Bobbins “Put me down for one of each.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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♫“And so, let us leave, on this heartwarming scene.”♫ – Shary Bobbins ♫“Can I be a boozehound?”♫ – Bart Simpson ♫“Not till you’re fifteen.”♫ – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: President Wolfcastle Edition
“Welcome back to Before They Were Famous. We all know Ranier Wolfcastle as the star of the blockbuster McBain movies, but here’s his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria.” – Before They Were Famous Host “Mein bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mine bratwurst has a second name it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.” – Ranier Wolfcastle We’ve got two links about President Schwarzenegger in the movie this week. Those were some of the best parts, but to this day it remains a mark of how timidly they made the thing that they didn’t have him named President Wolfcastle. Did…
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♫“The nanny we want is kindly and sage . . .” – Lisa Simpson “And one who will work for minimum wage.”♫ – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Alf Clausen!
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“Now let’s hear it for a great American, former President Gerald Ford.” – Krusty the Klown “Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me.” – Gerald Ford “Well, all the good Presidents turned us down.” – Krusty the Klown
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“Boy for sale! Boy for sale!” – Principal Skinner “Is this legal, man?” – Jimbo “Only here, and in Mississippi.” – Principal Skinner
Bonus Quote of the Day
Both images taken from Wikipedia. “If there’s a task that must be done/ Don’t turn your tail and run/ Don’t pout, don’t sob/ Just do a half-assed job!” – Shary Bobbins Happy birthday Alf Clausen!
Crazy Noises: Treehouse of Horror XXI
“And now, our parody of ‘Mad About You’, entitled ‘Mad About Shoe’! Gimme a kiss baby, no tongue, ha ha! . . . Ohh, you’re not going to like our ‘NYPD Shoe’ sketch. It’s pretty much the same thing.” – Krusty the Klown In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22. Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology that brought the word…
Quote of the Day
“Your mother seems really upset about something. I’d better go have a talk with her. During the commercial.” – Homer Simpson