“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns “You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.
Day: June 6, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Mr. Burns, this was all my fault.” – Mr. Smithers “Don’t concern yourself. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.” – C.M. Burns