“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!

11 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    At first glance, I saw Willie’s head on Hibbert’s body and wondered why he was dressed as a doctor.

    1. Ryan Avatar
      Ryan

      Riveting.

      1. Anonymous Avatar
        Anonymous

        I’m glad I could put a tiny thrill into your grey little life.

      2. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
        Ah Hee Hee Hee

        I was gonna irritate my man Ryan for being an unprovoked douche again but I honestly think anon did a solid job of it here

        1. Ryan Avatar
          Ryan

          The fact that you think I’ve ever irritated me is evidence that I must have irritated you, which makes me so happy.

        2. Ryan Avatar
          Ryan

          *that you think you’ve ever irritated me

          1. Gabbo Avatar
            Gabbo

            We have asked you nicely not to irritate your fellow users. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.

          2. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
            Ah Hee Hee Hee

            Ryan is so not mad he has to assure us how not mad he is, while typing so fast he misspelled his statement of being not mad

            1. Ryan Avatar
              Ryan

              But don’t you see?! I’m so not irritated that the part about me being irritated is what I immediately fixated on in your comment and then chose to project my own irritated emotions on you with bizarre nonsensical logic!!!

        3. Todd Flanders Avatar
          Todd Flanders

          I concur Ah Hee Hee Hee, Ryan is a douche.

          1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
            Ah Hee Hee Hee

            My brother

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