“Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you: I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you’re all vipers! You live on personal injury! You live on divorces! You live on pain and misery! . . . But I’m rambling. Anybody want any coffee?” – C.M. Burns
“I’ll have some coffee.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“Want it black, don’t you? Black like your heart? It’s so hard for me to listen to you! I hate you all so much! . . . I’m sorry, it’s my problem. I’ll deal with it.” – C.M. Burns
Even someone as evil as Burns hates lawyers.
I’m wondering if part of the joke is that the whole timeworn ‘lawyers have no souls’ punchline is coming from what was arguably the show’s most reliable antagonist as well.
Sure wish I could afford 6 lawyers
Who did you make sterile or run over?