
“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson
“What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .

“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson
“What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson