“Oh yes, we won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum
Day: July 16, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“No, I will not pay you five hundred dollars for sex!” – Marge Simpson “Aw, come on, Marge! You’re getting something in return, and I’m getting a bowling team. It’s win-win!” – Homer Simpson “It’s sick! And I don’t have that kind of money to spend on sex.” – Marge Simpson