“Fine. Stay in the school. We don’t want you to come out.” – Chief Wiggum
“You got it!” – Bart Simpson
“Damn.” – Chief Wiggum

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. D strafer Avatar
    D strafer

    Charlie write something new, would like to hear from you again. How are things I remember you fell on some difficult times awhile back. Hope all is well.

  2. D strafer Avatar
    D strafer

    Working on some Simpson’s poetry enjoy

    It was so gradual, like trying to pinpoint exactly when one species becomes two. Crude, became crass then lude. We were so innocent then when Al Bundy represented something dangerous. FOX was now nothing but hard core porn.

  3. D strafer Avatar
    D strafer

    Here’s another one. Perhaps you can post it if it gives you a laugh. Be well.

    The signs were small at first, hints that something was not quite right. The men were big and strong like he remembered, but lacking in familiarity. “Hot stuff coming through” it was at that moment it hit him all at once: the entire steel industry was gay.

    1. Dave Avatar
      Dave

      and you know what else? Broadway.

    2. BGM.h264 Avatar
      BGM.h264

      Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

      1. Homer Avatar
        Homer

        *voice wavering* I don’t know…

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