“And finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.” – Principal Skinner
Tag: Grade School Confidential
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“Fine. Stay in the school. We don’t want you to come out.” – Chief Wiggum “You got it!” – Bart Simpson “Damn.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.” – Ralph Wiggum “Baby looked at you?” – Chief Wiggum
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“Bart!” – Mrs. Krabappel “Uh, Mrs. K! Hey, it’s Saturday. Your powers are useless against me.” – Bart Simpson
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“I guess we could go to Martin’s party.” – Bart Simpson “I don’t know. If we’re seen there it’ll definitely take our social standing down a notch.” – Milhouse van Houten “We’re at what now, three?” – Bart Simpson “Three and a half. We get beaten up, but we get an explanation.” – Milhouse van Houten
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“I told you we should’ve served cake instead of oysters!” – Mr. Prince “I’m ruined!” – Martin Prince “Ha-haaauh.” – Nelson Muntz
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“Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?” – Principal Skinner “Well, yes, but then I was a very depressed child.” – Mrs. Krabappel “To poor decisions.” – Principal Skinner “Hear, hear.” – Mrs. Krabappel
No Reading Digest Today (And Other Bad News)
“Stop pushing me. What’s going on?” – Bart Simpson “Just enjoy the movie, it has Tom Berenger.” – Principal Skinner On account of the welcome disruption to normality that is turkey day, there will be no Reading Digest today. However, I did want to highlight this particularly sad piece of Zombie Simpsons news, courtesy of our all-star commenter Abra Cadaver: The Simpsons is filming a Judd Apatow spec script he wrote 22 years ago, because he’s Judd Apatow As for his Simpsons episode, Apatow says it involves Homer attending a hypnotist’s show, being put under a spell that causes him…
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“I don’t entertain much. Usually it’s just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“The only way to survive a deadly blaze is . . . oh heck, life’s too short for fire safety! Let’s go outside and pick wildflowers.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy birthday Marcia Wallace!
Reading Digest: Deafening Silence Edition
“Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.” – Groundskeeper Willie After the Season 22 finale, I wrote a post noting the vast difference between the marketing of the Flanders-Krabappel cliffhanger and the one for “Who Shot Mr. Burns?”. Where once there was a national advertising campaign and genuine fan interest, now there were a couple of lame internet downloads and the sound of crickets. I was curious to see how FOX would handle the inevitable Season 23 promotional stuff, however. In theory, people cared about the fate of “Nedna”. In practice, even the marketing department thought otherwise. I watched a lot…
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“We’re not coming down until our jobs are reinstated and you acknowledge and celebrate our love.” – Principal Skinner “No one would like to celebrate your love more than I, but I am a public servant and not permitted to use my own judgment in any way.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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“Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it’s to know when I’m beaten.” – Principal Skinner
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“I’ll be right there. Alright people, we’ve got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary, let’s roll! Two cameras! . . . So, once again, I’ve been had.” – Kent Brockman
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“I hear reading!” – Principal Seymour Skinner
Crazy Noises: Grade School Confidential
“I don’t think we’re talking about love here, we’re talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n.” – Helen Lovejoy “Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down!” – Krusty the Klown In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge and ultra-modern we’re using a newfangled, information-superhighway fad called a “chatroom” to conduct our conversation. This…
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“As you know Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.” – Mrs. Krabappel “What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future.” – Principal Skinner “Deal.” – Bart Simpson