Quote of the Day

“He’s just a little nervous. He has to give a speech tomorrow on how to keep cool in a crisis.” – Lisa Simpson
“What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick: I pictured everyone in their underwear, the judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody.” – Barney Gumble
“Did it work?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m a free man, ain’t I?” – Barney Gumble

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