“Hey, landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put up an eviction notice.” – Otto
“Yeah, that was me.” – Landlord
“You? But why?” – Otto
“Because you haven’t paid your rent.” – Landlord
“Can I at least get my stuff?” – Otto
“All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old cycle magazines.” – Landlord
“Wow! I had mustard?” – Otto

17 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I’ve ever noticed Otto’s slightly girly socks before, unless that’s part of his shoes.

    1. rdenton85 Avatar

      Great shot of the landlord there.

      1. bean Avatar
        bean

        kinda looks like his dad

  2. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    bring the landlord character back, he was my fav character

    1. Gabbo Avatar
      Gabbo

      Bring Stan back, he was the only good antagonizer this blog had.

      1. Ryan Avatar
        Ryan

        isn’t a good “troll” someone who causes people to reply to him

        i just made a post that wasn’t even antagonistic, and i still received a reply

        lmao

        1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
          Ah Hee Hee Hee

          Nah a good troll is someone who provides memorability. Stan’s been gone for years but we still discuss him. If you left we’d forget you immediately. Big shoes to fill, and I get that that’s intimidating, but you need to step up your game and THEN you can pat yourself on the back.

          1. Ryan Avatar
            Ryan

            I’m not a “troll” though, I’m just being myself. How does it feel knowing that my personality is so unique, whereas any of your posts could be interchangeable with somebody else’s and nobody would tell the difference. You’re an average nobody, whose biggest accomplishment in life was acquiring a fat girlfriend.

            1. Steamed Hams Avatar
              Steamed Hams

              The only real similarity between Stan & Ryan is how much they remind commenters of Grumpy Cat.

            2. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
              Ah Hee Hee Hee

              But you aren’t unique, man! You’re like no-name brand Stan. Stan went all in, but you’re too afraid to even do that. F’rinstance, let’s take your comment above:

              -you’re off to an okay start with calling yourself unique, but Stan was way more full of himself. you’ve got work to do.

              -the rest, unfortunately, is quite sloppy. you seem promising, I’ll give you that, but this is third-grade level material. plus the guy above me and numerous other people constantly saying how much you’re like a low-rent Stan really hurts your whole bit.

              1. Ryan Avatar
                Ryan

                Stan was literally multiple users, how is that unique.

                1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
                  Ah Hee Hee Hee

                  If you have to ask, you’ll never understand buddy

                  1. Ryan Avatar
                    Ryan

                    can you imagine being such a faggot that you reminisce about trolls on a simpsons blog

                    1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
                      Ah Hee Hee Hee

                      See, you’re getting too mad now. Stan had better form

          2. BGM.h264 Avatar
            BGM.h264

            Dunny why my earlier comment was eaten by the Internet Anti-Spam Monster, but here it is again:

            Big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill, big shoes to fill

              1. BGM.h264 Avatar
                BGM.h264

                I’ve tried to post Frinkiac images/gifs in the past and this website’s spam filter hates me =( but yeah I was thinking of that scene.

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