“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” – Kent Brockman

5 responses to “Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Burn, Krusty, burn!

  2. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
    Bleeding Gums Murphy

    Don’t be the boy, don’t be the boy, don’t be the boy…

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      Then his stomach immediately bloats and he loses his new hair.

  3. Victor Avatar
    Victor

    Gotta love how the 2000s brought new meaning to this quote (even if unintentionally).

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      History repeats itself.