Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz “But we did win!” – Marge Simpson “That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz Happy birthday Brad Bird! Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” – Kent Brockman