“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson

2 responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. rdenton85 Avatar

    I always loved how he tied the animals up too.

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      It’s a smart move. Haven’t you ever noticed how many heroes get saved by their cute animal sidekicks chewing through the ropes or otherwise getting help? Sideshow Bob was paying attention, though he still fell prey to ego-stroking.