“I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change I’ll have to tell them their father is, well, wicked.” – Marge Simpson
“Kids, let me tell you about another so called ‘wicked’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right, and that man’s name was . . . I forget. But the point is . . . I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about, he used to drive that blue car.” – Homer Simpson