“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

9 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. rdenton85 Avatar

    I also loved how the blood is still dripping off Mr Burns’ fangs and Homer and Marge are still oblivious.

    1. Todd Flanders Avatar
      Todd Flanders

      I like that Bart’s hair changes the same color as his pale skin.

      1. Anonymous Avatar
        Anonymous

        Maybe it’s like that old cliche about someone’s hair turning white from fright/shock.

        1. Todd Flanders Avatar
          Todd Flanders

          Maybe… But in “Homer’s Night Out” from season 1 Bart orders a squid platter with extra tentacles at the restaurant and the sight of it makes him turn green, including his hair. Explain that one.

          1. Steamed Hams Avatar
            Steamed Hams

            Boy, I sure hope somebody was fired for that blunder!

          2. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
            Bleeding Gums Murphy

            Season 1 Weirdness.

      2. Ryan Avatar
        Ryan

        That isn’t Bart’s skin. He’s completely covered in yellow hair, as evidenced by Lisa’s haircut in 22 Short Films About Springfield, when her head is shaved revealing her white skin underneath.

        1. Todd Flanders Avatar
          Todd Flanders

          That bugged me since I first saw it in 1996. Maybe with no sunlight their skin would be white like that? But there wouldn’t really be any other visual way to show that a portion of her head was shaved.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    TBH, the less attention that gets drawn to the Simpsons’ weird hairlines, the better.

    So of course Zombie Simpsons went there. They have so few ideas left they’ll use ANYTHING they can, whether it’s that or the living room painting or a talking dishrag.