Quote of the Day

“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
“Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns
“Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!

9 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

      1. Maybe it’s like that old cliche about someone’s hair turning white from fright/shock.

        1. Maybe… But in “Homer’s Night Out” from season 1 Bart orders a squid platter with extra tentacles at the restaurant and the sight of it makes him turn green, including his hair. Explain that one.

        1. That bugged me since I first saw it in 1996. Maybe with no sunlight their skin would be white like that? But there wouldn’t really be any other visual way to show that a portion of her head was shaved.

  1. TBH, the less attention that gets drawn to the Simpsons’ weird hairlines, the better.

    So of course Zombie Simpsons went there. They have so few ideas left they’ll use ANYTHING they can, whether it’s that or the living room painting or a talking dishrag.

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