“We want the truth!” – Bart Simpson
“You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!” – Sideshow Bob

If you’re here in the U.S. and you’re registered to vote, for fuck’s sake, go do that. I really really don’t want tomorrow’s quote to be about Bob stealing the election.

And once you’ve voted, enjoy this fine list of ways to kill time until actual results come in: Simpsons Episodes for a Dreary Election.

8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Jeremy F (@ProfessorQbert) Avatar

    One of the greetest of all time.

  2. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    what’s up with all these liberals telling us to vote when what they really want to say is “vote democrat”.

    why don’t they just say it lol

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      Hey Ryan, vote Quimby!

    2. Ryan II Avatar
      Ryan II

      I can’t believe someone would have an opinion, they should just not care about anything and be as cool as we are

      1. Ryan Avatar
        Ryan

        That has nothing to do with my comment. I’m not a nihilist, but when I was, it wasn’t to be “cool”.

        1. Steamed Hams Avatar
          Steamed Hams

          So you’re saying you used to be a nihilist?

          1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
            Ah Hee Hee Hee

            The takeaway is that he is a nihilist and always acts as one to be cool. That’s what I think he’s saying?

          2. Ryan Avatar
            Ryan

            Yeah