“Though it was unusual to spend twenty-eight minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It’s just really fascinating news, folks. Good night. . . . Oh, and the President was arrested for murder, more on that tomorrow night or you can turn to another channel. . . . Oh, do not turn to another channel.” – Kent Brockman
Day: December 13, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I’m new in town. Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, red hair?” – Hot Scot “Nay, but there’s a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end . . . but we got him!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Ach, lead on!” – Hot Scot