“I’m new in town. Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, red hair?” – Hot Scot
“Nay, but there’s a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end . . . but we got him!” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Ach, lead on!” – Hot Scot
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3 responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”
Haha Hot Scot. Great name.
Apartment? I guess this was before he moved into his beloved shack.
That lucky work slacker.