“Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, honey.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Whacking Day
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“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner
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“Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes? . . . Beautiful.” – Mayor Quimby Happy Whacking Day, everybody!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I’m new in town. Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, red hair?” – Hot Scot “Nay, but there’s a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end . . . but we got him!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Ach, lead on!” – Hot Scot
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“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers Happy birthday David Mirkin!
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“Here you go! Official Whacking Day parking! Ten dollars per axle! . . . Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson “Hooray” – Axle Car Guy Happy Whacking Day, everybody!
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“Ack, my beauty! Wait until the superintendent sees you! Were it not a violation of God’s law, I’d make you my wife!” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!” – Bart Simpson “Avert your eyes, children! He may take on another form!” -Springfield Christian School Teacher
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“Tonight on Eye on Springfield, the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz, where are they now?” – Kent Brockman
Behind Us Forever: Bull-E
“I guess I’ve always used violence as a way of getting attention.” – Jimbo Jones “Yes, yes! Me too!” – Nelson Muntz Bart gets bullied, so Marge gets the town council to pass an anti-bullying law, which allows Wiggum to lock up a bunch of random people, which puts Homer into group therapy for bullying Flanders, which causes Homer to become a hero, which causes Flanders to resent him and make him beg for forgiveness. That terrible sentence took you much less time to read than this episode would to watch. – Weird couch gag with all the soccer balls,…
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“And the Lord said, ‘Whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others’. So, you see, Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Let me see that.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Dusseldorf. So I rode out the war posing as a German cabaret singer . . . Won’t you come home Franz Brauser, won’t you come home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Yoo-hoo . . . Ach du lieber! Das is not eine booby!” – Adolf Hiter Happy Birthday Sam Simon!
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“Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, honey.” – Homer Simpson Happy Whacking Day everybody!
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“Take that snake! And you too! Snakes, snakes everywhere!” – Barney Gumble “Getting ready for Whacking Day?” – Lenny “What’s Whacking Day?” – Barney Gumble Happy Whacking Day!
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“Now, we give ’em the bikes, no one sues.” – Principal Skinner “What if they’re dead, sir?” – Groundskeeper Willie “Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie, freedom!” – Principal Skinner “Freedom? Yeah, I’ll turn you in at the first toll booth.” – Groundskeeper Willie Happy 20th anniversary to “Whacking Day”! Original airdate 29 April 1993.
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“Bart, I’d like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain, it’s a book I read as a girl.” – Marge Simpson “A book? Pfft.” – Bart Simpson “I think you might like this. It’s about a boy who goes to war, his hand is deformed in an accident.” – Marge Simpson “Deformed? Why didn’t you say so? They should call this book Johnny Deformed.” – Bart Simpson
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“Hey, kids, how was school?” – Homer Simpson “I learned how many drams in a pennyweight.” – Lisa Simpson “I got expelled.” – Bart Simpson “That’s my boy!” – Homer Simpson
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“But killing snakes is evil.” – Lisa Simpson “Maybe so, Lisa, but it’s part of our oh so human nature. Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved.” – Homer Simpson “I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!” – Homer’s Brain It’s May 10th, Happy Whacking Day, Everybody!
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Image yoinked from here. “So, what’s the word down at One School Board Plaza?” – Principal Skinner “We’re dropping the geography requirement, the children weren’t testing well. It was proving to be an embarrassment.” – Superintendent Chalmers “Very good, back to the three “R”s.” – Principal Skinner “Two “R”s, come October.” – Superintendent Chalmers
Crazy Noises: The Falcon and the D’Ohman
“And why is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse?” – Superintendent Chalmers “I get two paychecks this way.” – Lunchlady Doris “D’oh.” – Superintendent Chalmers As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things. The only kind of…