“Your wife agreed that I should break this to you.” – Dr. Hibbert “No, need, doc. I can read Marge like a book. . . . Ooh, it’s good news! Isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson “No, Mr. Simpson.” – Dr. Hibbert
Day: January 24, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Aw, we’re gonna die and I never tasted cantaloupe!” – Moe “Eh, you didn’t miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.” – Krusty the Klown