“Hey, Bart, the bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies. Wanna go smell?” – Milhouse van Houten “Yes. Yes, I do.” – Bart Simpson
Day: February 19, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“It’s been four-thousand days since my last drink. It was my first and last blackberry schnapps.” – Ned Flanders “Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?” – Maude Flanders “Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.” – Ned Flanders “Ned!” – Maude Flanders “I was more animal than man!” – Ned Flanders