“It’s been four-thousand days since my last drink. It was my first and last blackberry schnapps.” – Ned Flanders
“Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?” – Maude Flanders
“Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.” – Ned Flanders
“Ned!” – Maude Flanders
“I was more animal than man!” – Ned Flanders
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modern maude in the photos above their bed
So funny that he’s still going to AA meetings after nearly 11 years sober!