“Today’s Christian doesn’t think he needs God. He thinks he’s got it made. He’s got his hi-fi! His boob tube! And his instant pizza pie!” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ooh, pizza.” – Homer Simpson

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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    Anonymous

    And now, his internets.

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      Anonymous

      “his wi-fi, his poop tube and his instapizzagram”

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