“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza
“Ice to see you.” – McBain

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. rdenton85 Avatar

    I guess McBain is really David Blaine surviving in that ice sculpture

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Now I realize that this previous makeup quote was tagged wrong:

    https://deadhomersociety.com/2018/12/24/makeup-quote-of-the-day-50/

    The tag says it’s from “Homer’s Triple Bypass” when it’s actually from “Last Exit to Springfield”.

    1. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
      Bleeding Gums Murphy

      Repeating quotes, now that’s a paddling

  3. Nathan Lame Avatar
    Nathan Lame

    Back when you could come up with a word that wasn’t already in common use by trap subculture, and make it sound funny… Ah the nineties!

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