“That MacGyver’s a genius.” – Selma Bouvier
“First of all, he’s not a genius. He’s an actor. And second, he’s not much of an actor.” – Sideshow Bob
“You’re lying! You’re lying!” – Selma Bouvier
“No, Selma, this is lying: That was a well plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.” – Sideshow Bob