“We are a town of low brows, no brows, and ignorami. We have eight malls but no symphony, thirty-two bars but no alternative theater, thirteen stores that begin with ‘Le Sex’.” – Lisa Simpson

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    no symphony

    Ahem.

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      Anonymous

      Perfect

    2. jbwarner86 Avatar

      I have no doubt that Springfield opted to tear that down at some point to make room for a laser tag arena or something.

      1. Anonymous Avatar
        Anonymous

        Maybe a Starbucks?

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