“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson
Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Guess I know which episode to watch next, haven’t seen this one in a while.
“Two quarters?”
That’s why you agree payment in advance and sign a contract. Although Homer is right, working is for chumps.
Most kids aren’t going to think of something like that. It’s only after experience getting screwed over that you learn.