‘Bowling! Bowling, here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling! Who’s ready? Bowling!” – Homer Simpson “Mom, make Dad tell the story right.” – Lisa Simpson “That’s what really happened.” – Marge Simpson “Oh.” – Lisa Simpson
Day: June 22, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There’s trouble down to the cement mixer, sir!” – Cletus
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Sodium tetra-sulfate is highly caustic and can remove your skin. Say when!” – Mrs. Krabappel “That will do.” – Martin Prince “What’s this stuff for?” – Bart Simpson “It’s chiefly used in the manufacture of rayon’s film and as a preservative in fast foot. It’s also quite a potent herbicide.” – Martin Prince “What’s a herbicide?” – Bart Simpson “It kills grass.” – Martin Prince “Excellent.” – Bart Simpson