“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner
Day: September 2, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law: dog, no leash; man, littering; horse not wearing diaper; car parked across three handicap spaces.” – Marge Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Krusty’s years of tax avoision, would never have . . . Avoision, it’s a crime, look it up . . . I don’t say evasion, I say avoision.” – Kent Brockman