“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner

7 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Residents Fan Avatar
    Residents Fan

    Oh boy. When I was younger my parents would go on long holidays to New Zealand, and leave me and my brother in charge of the house. On the days before they came back there was a frantic scramble to tidy up the
    place.

    So I can recognize this gag!

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      Anonymous

      Wow thats a unique life youve lead. I dont think anyones had to clean at the last minute before. Crazy.

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        Anonymous

        Go sit in the corner, Ryan.

        1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
          Ah Hee Hee Hee

          He’s never been particularly interesting but at a certain point his comments just got, like… sad, man. Where’s the effort?

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            Anonymous

            I can tell I’m not interesting because this is the 3rd time youve gone out of your way to say I’m not interesting.

            1. Joey JoJo Avatar
              Joey JoJo

              posting two sentences is going outta one’s way?

            2. Blackjack and Hookers Avatar
              Blackjack and Hookers

              The most interesting thing here is that you think someone typing a comment for less than a minute is “gone out of your way” lmao