Quote of the Day

“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner

7 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Oh boy. When I was younger my parents would go on long holidays to New Zealand, and leave me and my brother in charge of the house. On the days before they came back there was a frantic scramble to tidy up the
    place.

    So I can recognize this gag!

    1. Wow thats a unique life youve lead. I dont think anyones had to clean at the last minute before. Crazy.

        1. He’s never been particularly interesting but at a certain point his comments just got, like… sad, man. Where’s the effort?

          1. I can tell I’m not interesting because this is the 3rd time youve gone out of your way to say I’m not interesting.

            1. The most interesting thing here is that you think someone typing a comment for less than a minute is “gone out of your way” lmao

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