“Marge, the boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.” – Homer Simpson
“So?” – Marge Simpson
“There’s only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn’t look like a big fat party animal to me.” – Homer Simpson
“So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt it wouldn’t be gay?” – Marge Simpson
“Right. Thank you!” – Homer Simpson
What about gay big fat party animals?