“Mom, you fuss over us way too much.” – Lisa Simpson
“Enjoy it now! Because when you’re a grown-up you’ll have to take care of yourself.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, there’s a spider near my car keys.” – Homer Simpson
“You did the right thing by telling me. . . . Shoo! Get out of here!” – Marge Simpson
Her older, balder, fatter son.