“Wow!” – Homer Simpson “Bitchin’!” – Bart Simpson “It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can’t help but feel a little rejected.” – Lisa Simpson
Month: October 2019
Quote of the Day
“Can you tell us what it’s like in there?” – Dr. Hibbert “It’s like . . . uh . . . did anyone see the movie Tron?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Dr. Hibbert “No.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Chief Wiggum “No.” – Marge Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Patty Bouvier “No.” – Chief Wiggum “No.” – Ned Flanders “No.” – Selma Bouvier “No.” – Professor Frink “No.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Yes. . . . I mean, no. No.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson “That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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“And next it our Fall catalog, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream.” – Donut Catwalk Announcer “Oooh, pure genius.” – Dream Homer
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“You’re crazy!” – Bart Simpson “Am I? Well, perhaps we’re all a little crazy. . . . I know I am.” – Hugo
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“Stop! Doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’?” – Lisa Simpson “The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her.” – Wiggum
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“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“Oh, goody! The sea monkeys I ordered have arrived. Look at them cavort and caper!” – C.M. Burns
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“First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns.” – Chief Wiggum “Hey! That was self defense.” – Snake “Well, you’ll be seeing lots of nuns where you’re going, pal, Hell!” – Chief Wiggum
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“There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.” – Patty Bouvier
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“Beaten by an infant. What could be more humiliating?” – C.M. Burns “What a scoop!” – Paparazzo
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“We would’ve gotten even more if Lisa could walk faster.” – Bart Simpson “I didn’t select this costume for mobility. I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.” – Lisa Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“If you nurture her gift now, there’s no telling what she can do.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Wow, just think of the possibilities.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.” – Dream Announcer “Nah.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize . . . for kickboxing.” – Dream Announcer
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“Okay, the colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?” – Grade School Challenge Host “Blue!” – Bart Simpson “Yellow!” – Homer Simpson “Green.” – Selma Bouvier “Orange! Red!” – Bart Simpson “Green.” – Patty Bouvier “Purple!” – Bart Simpson “Red! White! Black! Green!” – Homer Simpson “Green.” – Grade School Challenge Contestant “I was right!” – Homer Simpson
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“May I ask how you spent your weekend?” – Mr. Smithers “A bit overly familiar, but I’ll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth, it’s leading ‘lady’ was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird. Oh, just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they’ll oink for more every time.” – C.M. Burns “What a movie! And that blonde cutie? Does she have assets!” – Homer Simpson “Sounds like my kind of flick!” – Lenny “And how!” – Carl
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“It’s just a little dirty, it’s still good! It’s still good! . . . It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good! It’s still good! . . . It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good! It’s still good!” – Homer Simpson “It’s gone.” – Bart Simpson “I know.” – Homer Simpson
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“Krusty! About time you got here.” – Jack Larson “Yeah, yeah, what is this? The, uh, Republican fundraiser?” – Krusty the Klown
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“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer “Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.” – The President “Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.” – Dean Bitterman
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“Oh, my, I wonder which is the cereal for me? . . . Oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the Burns-Os?” – C.M. Burns “Sorry, pops, they don’t put nobodies on cereal boxes.” – Krusty the Klown “Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me.” – C.M. Burns
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“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman “I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.