Quote of the Day

“May I ask how you spent your weekend?” – Mr. Smithers
“A bit overly familiar, but I’ll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth, it’s leading ‘lady’ was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird. Oh, just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they’ll oink for more every time.” – C.M. Burns
“What a movie! And that blonde cutie? Does she have assets!” – Homer Simpson
“Sounds like my kind of flick!” – Lenny
“And how!” – Carl

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