Quote of the Day

“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson “There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Aw, give up, home boy, there’s a six stroke limit.” – Bart Simpson “I know. I can still make this for five.” – Homer Simpson