Quote of the Day

♬”When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife… But don’t throw in the towel, cause there’s a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away…”♬

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer!” – Marge Simpson “That’s my name!” – Homer Simpson “When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no.” – Marge Simpson

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“I guess guys like us just can’t get a break. Well, at least I can’t sink any lower . . . Come back, diaper! Come back! . . . Hi, ma!” – Barney Gumble