“Tonight, on Eyewitness News, a man who’s been in a coma for twenty-three years wakes up.” – Kent Brockman
“Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?” – Coma Guy
“No, she won an Oscar and he’s a Congressman.” – Kent Brockman
“Good night!” – Coma Guy
Who has it worse, this guy or that poor hiccuping bastard?
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