“Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be-” – Lurleen Lumpkin
“Mrs. Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson
“Charmed.” – Lurleen Lumpkin
“I thought you said she was overweight.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson;
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Lurleen is still my guideline for the practically-perfect real woman.
Even if she spends a night or two in a ditch.
Yeah nothing beats that 😂
Are you basting a turkey with your tears?