Image used under Creative Commons license from NOAA Photo Library. “That ugly customer was the last Indonesian Rhino on Earth.” – C.M. Burns “I didn’t know you liked animals.” – Marge Simpson “Oh I don’t like everything about them. Just their heads.” – C.M. Burns
Tag: Bart Gets Hit By a Car
Quote of the Day
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?” – Bailiff “Mmmm, yes I do.” – Marge Simpson “She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously.” – Lionel Hutz
Synergy Skips to the End
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Rose Robinson. “I’m sorry, but my mother always said if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all.” – Marge Simpson “Will that hold up in court?” – Homer Simpson “No, I’ve tried it before.” – Lionel Hutz On previous occasions I have described IGN’s Simpsons reviews as being written in a style known as “corporate fanboy”. It has the same willful blindness to mediocrity that characterizes fanboy screeds, but there’s an air of discomfort about it that its formality cannot fully conceal. Case in point, this week’s review…
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Please hold on to the hand rail. Do not spit over the side.” – Voice Phil Hartman would’ve been 61 today. Happy birthday.
Quote of the Day
“Calls? Oh, calls. Yes, uh, the Supreme Court called again, they need your help on some freedom thing.” – Della “Tell them to sit tight, I’ll get back to them.” – Lionel Hutz