Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user masterplaan. “I’m sorry for all the trouble I’ve caused you, Krusty. But, you know, my mom says god never closes a door without opening a window.” – Bart Simpson “No offense, kid, but your mom’s a dingbat.” – Krusty the Klown
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Quote of the Day
“The only stipulation is that you spend one night in a haunted house.” – Executor from Dewey, Cheathem, Howe, & Weissmann “Oh, isn’t that somewhat unusual?” – Marge Simpson “No, it’s a standard clause.” – Executor from Dewey, Cheathem, Howe, & Weissmann
More Simpsons Stained Glass
A while back we posted about an artist named Joseph Cavalieri who makes these surreal and very cool stained glass images with Simpsons motifs. He was nice enough to send us an email with pictures of two new pieces he’s created. If you want to see them up close and personal (and you’re in New York City) there’s a gallery show running until December 20th, directions here. Here’s the first piece, “Funerale di un’Amica (Funeral for a Friend)”: “But you know, my mom says god never closes a door without opening a window.” – Bart Simpson ”No offense kid, but…
Quote of the Day
“I can’t believe Krusty is really gone.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry son. I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin…” – Homer Simpson “… (sighs) I wish I were dead.” – Homer Simpson
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“Don’t let Krusty’s death boy get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.” – Homer Simpson “Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson (awkward silence) “Well, good night.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’ll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, three dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.” – Homer Simpson “Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.” – Squeaky-Voiced Teen
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“That’s Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete! Ye got some customers.” – Captain McAllister