It was announced this morning that nerd of note David Souter, left, plans to retire back to his home state of New Hampshire at the end of the Supreme Court’s current term in June. Now, we all know that Earl Warren was secretly a stripper, and then on Wednesday’s Colbert Report we learned that Justice Stephen Breyer used to have people stick things in his underwear, “mostly singles” according to Colbert. (The story starts at the 4:20 mark.) If we put those two factesque things together we’re left with an obvious and inescapable conclusion: a cabal of strippers…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .