“Oh I feel for you my child and, I’d like you help you . . . ahem.” – Rev. Lovejoy There was some hubbub over the long holiday weekend because L’Osservatore Romano, an official Vatican newspaper, said some nice things about The Simpsons. This doesn’t particularly surprise me, Zombie Simpsons has become so institutionalized that even the world’s oldest surviving organization no longer finds it threatening. That kind of approval is a pretty damning indictment for a program that found its original popularity in an explicitly anti-authority message. But I was curious as to what exactly the Catholic Church found…
Category: Simpsonized
Nude Conspiracy on the Supreme Court
It was announced this morning that nerd of note David Souter, left, plans to retire back to his home state of New Hampshire at the end of the Supreme Court’s current term in June. Now, we all know that Earl Warren was secretly a stripper, and then on Wednesday’s Colbert Report we learned that Justice Stephen Breyer used to have people stick things in his underwear, “mostly singles” according to Colbert. (The story starts at the 4:20 mark.) If we put those two factesque things together we’re left with an obvious and inescapable conclusion: a cabal of strippers…
Simpsonized Simpsons
“If he marries your mother, Marge, we’ll be brother and sister! And then, our kids, they’ll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand!” – Homer Simpson That Simpsonizer website is the best thing real fans got out of that mostly crappy movie; I hope they never take it down. And so, for no reason whatsoever, I put images of the Simpsons themselves into the Simpsonizer. Presented without further comment.