“Hello, I’d like the Department of Missing Babies.” – Homer Simpson “Please hold.” – Receptionist ♫ Baby come back / Listen baby, you can blame it all on me / I was wrong and I just can’t live without you ♫ – Hall & Oates, “Baby Come Back” (sobs) – Homer Simpson Loyal Stonecutter’s note: What a fucking champ of a gag. They really don’t write ’em like they used to.
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .