“Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!” – Discount Broker “Alright, let’s not panic. I’ll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Homer vs. Patty And Selma
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“Good thing you turned on that TV Lisa.” – Homer Simpson “I didn’t turn it on, I thought you turned it on.” – Lisa Simpson “No. Well, anyway, turn it off.” – Homer Simpson “It is off.” – Lisa Simpson
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“You love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?” – Ballet Instructor “No, I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.” – Bart Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user _Fidelio_. “What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, as is my understanding.” – Bart Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user mike@bensalem. “This year I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October, and I got a feeling they’re gonna peak right around January.” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, we had a deal: your sisters don’t come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick.” – Homer Simpson
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“Is something wrong, Mr Simpson?” – Ballet Instructor “I don’t like wearing tights, ma’am.” – Bart Simpson “But so many of your heroes wear tights! Batman, for example . . . and Magellan.” – Ballet Instructor
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“And who could forget dear ‘Ratboy?’” – Homer Simpson “‘Ratboy?’ I resent that.” – Bart Simpson “Bart! I told you before, stop gnawing on the drywall.” – Marge Simpson
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“Homer quit wallowing in self pity, pull yourself together and come get drunk with us.” – Carl
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“C’mon Homer. You can’t spell ‘obsequious’ without I-O-U.” – Selma Bouvier