“What’s normal to him, amazes us.” – Future Guy #1 “He will be our new god.” – Future Guy #2 “Yay!” – Future Crowd I’ll start right off by saying that this is easily the best Zombie Simpsons episode so far this season. That alone isn’t much of a compliment (if it is one at all), so let me clarify by stating unequivocally that the “First Church of Lard Lad” is the funniest thing I’ve seen on Zombie Simpsons in a long, long time. Even better, it was accompanied by a couple of other decent little set pieces that were…
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“This is my fault. I tried to teach Bart about town pride, but the power of my words filled him with a sort of madness.” – Marge Simpson “Now Marge, you can’t blame all of Bart’s problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad it’s that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let’s not forget your little speech.” – Homer Simpson
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“A car impound lot, the impenetrable fortress of suburbia.” – Martin Prince
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“Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?” – Future Tour Guide “He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa, about whom we know nothing.” – Future Guy
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“You just got citric acid in my eye! You’ll pay for that, Springfield.” – Shelby
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“Okay piglet, start squealing! Where’d you get the lemons for this lemonade?” – Martin Prince “This is Country Time lemonade mix, there’s never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!” – Shelbyville Kid
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user dameetch. “Class please, if you don’t learn Roman numerals you’ll never know the date certain motion pictures were copyrighted.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user danisabella. “If you get lost, remember, you can always find east by staring directly at the sun.” – Bart Simpson
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“Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?” – Milhouse van Houten “But Milhouse is my name.” – Shelbyville Milhouse “But I thought I was the only one.” – Milhouse van Houten “A pain I know all too well.” – Shelbyville Milhouse “So this is what it feels like . . . when doves cry.” – Milhouse van Houten